Gypsy Rose Lee born Rose Louise Hovick was an American burlesque artist known for her witty banter.
Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere
God will protect us, [my mother] often said to June and me. But to make sure, she would add, carry a heavy club.
God is love, but get it in writing.
quoted from Jonathon Green, The Cassell Dictionary of Cynical Quotations